It isn’t going to hand us Biden. It’s going to hand us Mayor Pete as the candidate.

He’s only where he is because of his carpet bombing his way to name recognition well before he even entered the race. He was a one issue candidate, and when Dems actually impeached Trump, he tried to pivot to he’s the only savior left in the race who can face Trump as a fellow billionaire. He should not be allowed on…

Yeah, but Iran’s first salvo isn’t going to be the last one they make. Trump killed a popular general. Him trying to softshoe back his aggression isn’t going to mean shit for a nation who is very, very angry at this murder. There’s a reason other presidents didn’t punch this particular bully in the nose, no matter how…

I’m just confused because the Space Horses weren’t wearing Space Pants. 

I keep waiting for whatever fucking juicy piece of blackmail Trump has on Lindsey Graham to be revealed that made his repudiations of Trump crumble faster than a soggy cracker...

I’m thinking Iran’s missile capabilities would take care of the matter if the whole family weren’t clearly highly evolved cockroaches.

If there’s one thing Evangelicals do best, it’s form schisms.

Ain’t nobody picking up that phone to call you for anything, Shuckabee.

This entire week has been me turning on the television as I get ready for the day only to have Nunes begin with his opening statement trying to deflect from the Trumpster fire that’s only getting worse behind him. My comment most mornings is “it’s way too early to hear anything from someone this stupid” followed by “I…

Never mind the President, how long in jail did Gaetz serve in jail for DUI? She may serve more time than Gaetz has ever faced.

Sometimes a dissertation just falls directly into your lap...

Wall Street is really, really worried Elizabeth Warren is locking down the nomination, as Biden continues his free fall from front runner status. 

Same difference, as far as her career has gone...

Is Heigl still shilling kitty litter these days?

Possibly turned off because that got crossposted to Deadspin.

The slime is coming from inside the house!!!

This is the same Rudy Guiliani who had a cybersecurity firm.

Comparing being an actress on a popular USA Studios television series and being a member of the royal family in Britain isn’t a comparable experience, however. As an actress, she might have had a few blind items in a gossip rag and some press junkets she had to do to promote the show, but the life of the royals is…

And even with a bankruptcy, she probably couldn’t get any of said student loans discharged... She protected her home, but she’s still going to have that 1,500 monthly payment for the rest of her life... 

Throwing gasoline on himself before Trump can do it to him is a bold way for Mulvaney to prove loyalty to Trump as his ride or die, but here we are, watching an idiot self immolate in a press briefing...