Don’t worry everyone. This video will definitely wait for you...

Yeah. They were not the greatest...

No, no, no/ It’s simpler then that. Aim it directly at the sun. Even if they don’t collide, the temperatures will kill them all and rid humanity and the rest of the universe of that scourge.

It’s so fucking ridiculous that the end of Crossfire wasn’t the end of Tucker Carlson’s career in media... 

Between this and Michael Harriott going all in on panic on a voting machines story, you guys are starting to take some serious hits to your credibility.

Think we found Paul Blest’s second account...

My money is this is Stephen Miller ghost Tweeting for 45. The grammar is too well constructed for Trump, especially for offenses he is passionate about. 

Well, to them, the Red Wave means Putin and the bears of Russia have finally arrived to annex the United States into Mother Russia’s warm embrace. After all, bears can smell the menstruation...

It’s the perfect dose of sunlight, and contrary to Blest’s opinion, it’s probably the best way to send these cockroaches scurrying back to their dark corners once again.

How many advertisers does she have left to lose?

Up and Toy Story 3 have been the only films nominated for both animated film and best picture since the best animated feature category was introduced in 2002. The 82nd Academy Awards was the first to move to the 10 best picture nominees, after The Dark Knight and Wall-E failed to gain any traction to the arthouse fare.

Take the nominations in Best Picture back down to 5 as well. This is serving the purpose 10 nominations was supposed to complete.

Nope. MoviePass is now barely a deal anywhere that has a Marcus Theater, with their $5 Tuesday screenings. Plus, free popcorn for members of their rewards club and other bonuses. I scored a $10 credit on my next concession purchase, thanks to seeing 4 movies at the theater this summer. The hemorrhaging of users will…

With John Krasinski now playing that role, you even have tangents with The Office open to the person who can craft said joke...

With the Rush song “Tom Sawyer” playing in the background, no less...

That’s probably the threshhold between different health ratings an inspector can give out. Like 0-50, eh. You have a rodent that may have popped in today, but if this is the only thing I got, I can’t close you down. Fifty to 100, okay, your cleaning isn’t up to par, obviously, and you don’t notice the rodent problem.…

It’s a salad if you don’t eat it the same day you make it, the liquid in the apples is going to make the cream cheese/whipped cream mixture it is suspended in a watery mess, so best to eat it all the day it’s made. For your health!

“It’s hot and I melt” - Buttercream frosting, departing from said cake, to the foil below.

My uncle tries to call it “Apple Salad” every Thanksgiving. Like, dude, we all know apples are the healthiest ingredient in this salad, but nothing is going to convince us this is remotely healthy for us the way the corn or green beans are...

Primarily in Alaska. The bridge and road attached to it goes literally nowhere, but there’s already been a huuuuge amount of investments in it by previous administrations....