That pretty much sums up the viewership of the Daily Caller...

Do you hear “Wearing a helmet is the best way to prevent injury” and come to the conclusion “riding bikes is the real problem” ?

Wow a statistic for 2021 shows a wild variation from the year before it, but for *some* reason not the year before that. Did ...something happen in 2020 that maybe could have affected people’s routines?

Hook-up culture is the culprit. Not imaginary bogeymen.

We at Gizmodo understand your frustration about our pointless slideshows.

WHY?

IS?

THIS?

A?

SLIDE?

SHOW?

Why the fuck does this have to be turned into a slideshow?

It’s like watching two morons fight over which one gets to hump the doorknob.

So I guess I shouldn’t show a picture of my 220 outlet I installed in the garage that runs to its own breaker, into which I plug a 220 suicide cord from the generator?

What’s the bigger crime: Selling cucumbers for $48 or making a slideshow about cucumbers?

True. Photo of water deluge system:

Pft, a “Reply All” thread is nothing, I once sent myself quater of a million emails when my code got stuck in a loop.

Of course they have an AF All, they need one.

Actually as an IT tech, its not surprising the “All” account exists. Most companies have one. What’s surprising is that it appears everyone in the Airforce has access to use it and even more surprising that this hasn’t happened already up to this point unless that has not always been the case.

“just be wary of any strange Microsoft Office attachments sent to your email.”

Something which really shouldn’t have to be said at this point.

It’s aspirational for many of the fans, just like with the MAGAts.

Because they, themselves, are irredeemable shitstains. 

This news itself is probably the most press he’s ever gotten. Kind of wish this story just died without notice. 

I wonder what our world today might be like if we collectively hadn’t allowed “being an asshole” to become a profession.

Eh, not really. More like your statement isn’t correct despite your objective claim. When you have a group of 10 people and you’re planning a weekend getaway in the mountains, an Airbnb is absolutely going to be cheaper than everyone renting their own rooms at a hotel.