Yeah, this is a great idea if I ever wanna suffocate in my sleep.

Just because it all dropped at once, doesn’t mean you HAVE to binge it, it just means the folks that want to can. If you don’t want to, don’t. People just want to watch how they want, the vast majority could give less than a single shit if there’s a cultural conversation about it and whether that conversation is hurt…

Yes, an air fryer is not some new exotic tech, its application of old tech in a convenient and, arguably, novel form factor. Also anyone who paid $200 for one got suckered; they are REGULARLY on sale for under $40 for a large sized digital one. For a compact model, you can find them for $20 or under.

I can’t wait for the next article, “Coffers makers don’t brew coffee! they just pour hot water over coffee grounds!”

That was my first reaction. “Who thinks it’s frying stuff?”

What the fuck even is this article? Nobody gets an air fryer because it’s magic.

Man I miss Gizmodo. 

Exactly. This could literally be the dumbest article I’ve ever read on a Gawker/GMG/etc. site. Yes, it’s a take-off of Hi-Fi, but Hi-Fi was short for High Fidelity. To say that WiFi doesn’t mean wireless fidelity...like, Matt, did you get paid for this article?

Right? So Wi-Fi is a pun on High Fidelity, where the Wi was obviously chosen for be shorthand for Wireless, since wireless was already in the lingo of IEEE 802.11 WLAN (wireless local area network). So in debunking that Wi-Fi does not mean Wireless Fidelity, I think they actually just proved that it actually does.

The term Wi-Fi isn’t an abbreviated version of wireless fidelity, as many people believe. Wi-Fi is a pun on Hi-Fi, which was coined in the 1950s by audio equipment manufacturers as a shortened version of “high fidelity.”

So, when are the porn companies going to release the browsing history of all of the lawmakers that signed these dumb laws into effect?

The big question is, who fucking cares? Why this matters at all is beyond me.

Oh, ffs. Kate needs to make a statement thus:

Is there any evidence that the microplastics that are being found in water are PVA? I don’t see any data anywhere that’s the case. I’m interested in how many PVA micro-particles are being found in water, considering that PVA dissolves rapidly and completely in water. This seems like a knee jerk reaction to a material…

The reason to turn on Airplane Mode is because your phone will continuously search for a signal while in the air and drain your battery. 

Self-checkout is a failed experiment

self-checkout has been a disaster for consumers

Dear God, no. It’s already bad enough that I sometimes have to go to Walmart (small town, so some stuff isn’t anywhere else and sometimes it’s late), but being able to check myself out and not waste time in line is the only saving grace. Being able to look up stuff on the app and get a pretty precise pin for it’s…

This bill makes no sense. Ever hear of a lathe and a mill? How about CNC? Those seem highly unregulated. Want to check my ID when I buy a screwdriver? I could use it on a machine that might someday make something destructive. You can never be too sure! Think of the children.

I’m making half that. If you need help allocating your 100k send it to me