fixed the headline for you.

Just wait until they realize the government already has access to driver’s license info and their social security numbers. 

This is still true. There are just many that will still not wear them because they are not made to. 

The foam expands a LOT. I can fully believe that *Psht* “OOPS” discharged enough to fill a bladder and a urethra.

I can’t tell if that is red from blood, or the fire block version of the foam.

“The man waited three weeks before seeking medical attention at an emergency room”

Like, I already knew he was stupid for even trying it, but waiting THREE FUCKING WEEKS?

OH GOD WHY DID I CLICK THIS

what incentive do I have to slow down?

At least use a stock photo that was taken in the States…

“One right-sized move for a person, one larger move for humanity.”

Binding arbitration terms if you opt-in? Check.
For-Profit company with scant details available (officers, background, etc)? Check
Website that 30 days ago was just a parked domain? Check.

Every part of this screams “nope”.

Interestingly, they registered the business four months ago in California, Colorado, and Oregon.…

Oh god, if this catches on I can see the scammers just laughing all the way to the bank.

I understand replacing master/slave terminology, especially since in the US (and other areas of the modern West) slavery is historically very strongly tied to racism. But Github has also recommended people no longer use the naming convention “master branch” for the same reason, and that’s just dumb. “Master” branch is…

This is a terrible idea, not because I’m opposed to “wokeness” but because Microsoft’s grammar checker can’t be trusted in the first place. If the tool can’t accurately check grammar, how the heck is it going to check word choice?

I love the screenshot of Gizmodo telling on itself with the crazy amount of RAM the site and its sisters use. It’s all the revenue-generation. One the one hand, fuck you Gizmodo. On the other hand, I know you need to stay in business and I’m not ready to let go of your zombified corpse yet.

What are you talking about? Cloth masks and surgical masks provide lots of protection. Even if there is zero filtration happening (which isn’t the case) the masks provide buffering and deflection of people breaths so they aren’t going directly into your face holes.

Please upgrade to Cat 6 for higher speed.

WHAT! I’m at 61 all the time and it is just fine.

That just means he’s a carrier, so the rabies won’t affect him. I hear it transmits from the dark sweat that runs from his scalp.