$101!

Don’t poison the dragons!

It really doesn’t fucking matter. It’s not like it was dipped in Anthrax before. Guess what? You inhale dust all day long.

Dear fellow readers of Kitchenette:

The first Starbucks story is AMAZING. It starts out as a regular asshole-customer story but then out of the blue, the undercover cops have been there the whole time. I literally kind of jumped out of my seat like you do at the exciting part of an action movie. Well played!

A.I.

The truly American thing would be to charge for ketchup but give your richer customers loopholes to pay much less for it.

How I feel about today’s stories:

embodiment of the phrase, “Lady, suck a lemon and unpucker your mouth.”

“My husband and I are vegan. My daughter is vegetarian and both of them are allergic to gluten, lactose, shellfish, soya, onions, peppers and GM foods.” I’m assuming the kids survive on eating air, then. Assuming it’s not red air, cause they’d probably be allergic to that too.

But the guns were there to protect Norton and Stumbo from the notoriously violent Pokémon fans.

Just another example of the liberal media doing its best to strip Americans of their God-given Second Amendment rights in order to pave the way for a Clinton-run dictatorship.

Manager: “Did you get their order right this time?”

How does 14 years in prison sound?

People who do this need to be made an example of in the worst fucking way.

To add to this topic, for those that have a nitrogen whip, many infusions can be rapidly prepared within about 15 minutes or so.

Meat slicers have guards.

I wish I had seen this call for posts before it went up. I’ve got a story I could have contributed about some real stupid and unsafe behavior of thatI myself am guilty of.

So, who wants lunch? My treat.

Yet another danger of ordering off of secret menus.

Doesn't nitrous have 'built-in' antibacterial qualities? I think that's why they use it for whipped cream in the first place.