I’m sorry to disappoint. :(

My one hope after watching this episode was that the header image for this review would be the awkward shot of Debbie holding out for a kiss from Jake, who’s several feet away.

John Mulaney? David Byrne? SNL, are you trying to get back together with me? The answer is still no, but maybe I’ll see you at YouTube. 

Masturbating Teen was an acting role in the 90s? I never realized how method I was.

Not enough movies make use of “Too” instead of 2 for the sequel. Teen Wolf Too gets it.

“That night, I saw a woman placed on a throne without a kingdom while no one watched.”

My first thought was the dude from Thinner.

There’s another video where he analyzes the game Mafia 2:

Also mob bosses don’t usually stuff their cheeks with cotton like Brando in The Godfather 

You may be right, Ragnor.

You are damn right I am circumventing your reply <- for now; users in the gray need to stick around.

IDK I thought the “sweeping reform candidate with ACTUAL FUCKING STEP-BY-STEP PLANS” was a pretty great niche but what do I know

Postal works don’t make $300,000 an episode though.

Did something happen to the Waynes that involved a gun? I feel like this hasn’t really been addressed in any of the comics, movies, cartoons, or TV shows.

I remember the Hooters episode. A couple of things stand out: First, they actually showed the factory where they make the sauce for their wings. There’s a shot of a bunch of disgustingly viscous, day glow orange sauce being extruded out of a tube. I was shocked that they would actually allow them to show something…

It’s an absolutely disgusting TV show. The episode they did on Hooters was REALLY something else, as the CEO was absolutely stunned to see one of the restaurant managers engage in sexist behavior towards his employees. The whole “I would have never expected something like this at a Hooters of all places,” completely…

That’s the whole Republican philosophy. You need to protect the rich greedy assholes or else you’ll never become a rich greedy asshole!