Historic times. Hey...G/O Media...you people should totally start a politics blog that could cover all this stuff as it happens. Man, that would be great, ya know?

Ahem. The judge was not down with the clown.

holy shit

Oh my god, when Gita said “‘Whitney’s Miltank’ moment” this PTSD-inducing song immediately started playing again in my head.

Oh ok, thanks. I was tripping cuz I coulda swore I had downloaded a pic of a Luigi's Mansion cabinet in there a couple years ago 

Whoops, that was a mistake on our part! It’s been corrected to 2009.

Toit

Always a nice treat when a work from an artist you enjoyed in your formative years isn’t just a nostalgia trip. *cough*cutchemist*cough*

This x100, it goes by super fast. My wife and I were hitting up happy hours like crazy when our little guy was still sleeping in the stroller a lot. It was nice, but now it’s over and I have to share my Sushi with him.

I am just glad he likes Sushi. 

To be fair, she was only three weeks old.

Congrats Jason! May your nights be less sleepless and the herbs cultivated with ham- I mean scissors.

Congrats on becoming a dad! Glad to have you back. =)

I’m going to hard disagree with your daughter and say Dark Souls 3 is far from a cliche medieval fantasy. We’ve got giant leeches, bloated mutant priests, cannibals that may have eaten gods, and a giant zone of endless timelines overlapping on one another in some hellish Escher painting. There’s also a lot of…

I think your daughter is eyeing for you job, Jason.

QUICKLY, distract her with Bananas in Pajamas or whatever the lil’s watch these days

I’m a big fan of your daughter’s contributions. She’s clearly a wise old soul.

The first few months with my son were quality time. Sometimes it was enough to sit and listen to him, sometimes I’d read a book, and sometimes I’d play.

I managed to play just one game on my paternity leave: breath of the wild.

Congratulations on the new baby. Great write up, as usual. Enjoy your daughter’s immobility while it lasts.

“Daddy, why must you leave me and go back to working for an herb?”

Deadspin forever.