I hated that goddamn show, but I was accidentally in it once. That episode with Kristen Wiig where she screams “My van!” and a red van drives by? That was me! They just filmed me driving.

“Heading into the weekend like... #WaitWhat?”

This is the kind of beef they used to serve in my school’s cafeteria. 

Where was this all this energy during the Western Conference CJ?

In reality this will probably be the highest honor the Blazers will reach this year. I’ll enjoy it while we can.

I heard that Portland wanted to sign him, but they hit some roadblocks due to Cousins and Nurkic share an agent so talks never happened.

Comes with its own leek!

Ya, I always thought it was weird when people dump on Widmer for being “owned” by AB even though it was literally for distribution. It’s usually pretty hard to have a rational conversation with these kinds of people though.

I live in Portland, and places like Widmer and 10 Barrel constantly get ripped for “selling out” to larger companies.

It’s called Fork Knife.

After game one, my friend said that if Connaughton were big and black that it would be better for the team and we’d win more. He may have a point.

Walking Dead fans suck and hate themselves.

Am I too old to get these?

It’s been a long time coming.

I’m pretty sure Spider-Man got his powers in a similar manner.

Preach.

This is depressingly true.

Yes.

This made my thanksgiving.

Thank you.