From seeing the first two seasons, that one, the ventriloquist dummy ep, the cojoined twins ep, the one Arnold Schwarchenagger directed (mostly for Dr. Finklestein guest starring) and the voodoo romance episode.

No idea he had a wife, I just thought he angerily ejaculated in a warm mass of playdough shaped like himself during the filming of his series.

the ones from 120 Days of Sodom?

They're sure as shit better off than the those turtle teenagers. Those kids are given unsupervised sharp weapons by their father for crying out loud!

you're an over-privledged shithead, aren't you? He is completely harmful to anyone with a functional sense of decency! Or do you buy into his homphobic, Sandy Hook truther bullshit!?

Was the artist in question Jared Leto?

My sympathies to the woman who dated him.

so, he's a DMV employee?

Quite a shitty week for me. My dad's been in this weird manic/depressive mood and has been taking it out on me and mom (just today he yelled at her when we were visting her family's graves because a guy he hated from work was there, like he was fucking stupid enough to think that was her plot all along). Then earlier…

My parent's deadend marriage
I appreciated that they didn't waste a lot of time setting it up or pretending it was something it's not.

and then, like with all his guests, offer you a handy outside the studio.

Hey! he's been nothing but a great step-dad to me! Them's figthin' words!

this truly is the easter gift we all need.

speaking of, is that getting a second season?

that's really sad, Mike's all alone now.

Is it just me, or is starting to seem that Betty and Archie are kinda shitty friends to Jughead? They pretty much said "fuck it, we're doing what we want" about their friend's birthday when they know he hates his birthday, Archie was far too happy about the unwanted guests bring beer to HIS BEST FRIEND'S birthday and…

I liked the first episode as is, but I found it too manic compared to the laid back nature of the old show, it felt like it needed to cram too much for zingers with little room to breathe.

not even Pepperidge Farm remembers that.

The AV Club
It wasn't awful, just kinda boring and I had better things to do

I'm going to narrow it down to ones I immediately thought were awful, instead of realizing how awful they were in hindsight.