Wow, that’s awesome! I met that guy at an airport!

BRB, bout to jump off some buildings.

Did he forget that there was a mid credits scene in his own movie, The Wolverine?

It only came off 2 times in ASM 2, buddy! And no one, except Gwen, was around!

Is this the same Nyko dock that I’ve been hearing bricks Switches?

Is this the same Nyko dock that I’ve been hearing bricks Switches?

Perhaps influenced by the recent popularity of sexposition, Altered Carbon goes all-in on the nudity and fucking, with nearly episode featuring some form of explicit sexual activity. This hits its nadir early on, when an encounter between Takeshi and Bancroft’s wife (Kristen Lehman, doing her best femme fatale) goes…

How is Marvel allowed to have a movie entitled “Black Panther”? Can you imagine the furor of a movie, “White Panther”! Racism at highest level?

Courtesy,

There was a point in my life where I needed cash badly so I trademarked Spider-Man. When I got the check in the mail I was stunned because it was a lot dough! You can imagine my disappointment when the bank said they couldn’t cash a check made out to Spider-Man.

I doubt she’ll stay dead. She’ll probably be back in a season or two and her miraculous revival will be explained away as some sort of magic lightning trick, or they’ll bring in a Livewire from a different Earth. That one could be a Trump supporter, or a Nazi, or an MRA supporting woman, or a superhero gone bad, or a…

I heard Netflix said this Everybody guy likes licking dog turds too.

Did this Denis guy not see yesterdays newswire about Star Wars being for old people?

Look, JT, if you didn’t want people to eat at your party all you had to do was ask.

Yes.

It’s you.

FTWD actually learned how to structure an entertaining season last year. There was still a lot of tired TWD tropes in it though. So while it was better than TWD has been in a long time, it’s still dumb.

Venom is a totally lame, everyone!

I’m actually worth over 9.4 trillion Spider-Bits which, as of 14 minutes ago, roughly translates into $34. Thankfully, my landlord accepts Spider-Bits, which is how I’m able to afford my New York apartment.

Phil sure does go to the hospital a lot. He’s gone in twice this season!

Yeah, this one seems the most disconnected from the MCU outof all the MCU tv shows, and it’s probably better that it stays in it’s own little hub considering how many inconsistencies there are just in the way characters react to things that should probably not be considered impossible.