I would’ve preferred this very on the nose music cue over all the make-out music.

So this show suffers from the same issue the Netflix stuff does. Not enough plot to fill out a whole season.

Maybe they’ll finally run away tomorrow?

Twitter just topped Oscorp for most evil company in the world.

I had this on, but I can’t remember if I actually watched it or fell asleep.

I wonder if they’ll call it The Cloverfield Particle?

They’re 14 and livin’ on the edge!

Could you guys start censoring his face, cuz it’s indecent and obscene.

Typos, man!

I’m pretty sick, and it’s gonna be cold out, so Times Square crowd, you’re on you’re on your own tonight.

This movie was freaking awful. Where can I set up a petition for Netflix to refund me the time I wasted watching this?

This looks like the art that would go on the Solo movie action figures that are supposed to be released on 4/20. Disney said they didn’t release this, so it’s possible it leaked via one of the licensee’s. 

When do we get the AV Clubs inaugural A Year in Pants article?

I had a feeling it was this guy. Anytime any “alt-right art” pops up over night it’s him who is behind it.

It takes a lot of courage not to tell people that the updates slow down the phone and having the battery be hard to replace. Not many companies have that kind of courage.

Popular isn’t really popular though is it? It’s more like the one with the most responses, and if some troll makes an incendiary comment people feel the need to reply to, that troll will rise to the top.

This is true on a forum I frequent. It seems to me like it’s just a small but vocal group of Star Wars fans who came in ready to hate whatever “femanazi, Disney stooge” Kathleen Kennedy puts out.

Saw an old white lady wearing a MAGA hat today. I just felt sorry for her. I don’t know how these people continue to delude themselves into believing in President Asshole.

I imagine it’s got calluses (and also hemorrhoids ) due to all the time he spends sitting on that thing.

Well, first you’d have to get rid of a handful of season 2 episodes of Brooklyn Nine Nine where Sandra Bernhard played Darlene Linetti, and then she could be Gina’s mom, I guess.