The events depicted in this post take place on the AV Club in 2017.

I don't like change. It's why I've stayed 15 to 20 something my entire life.

What the olds should be doing instead of watching Fox News all day long, damn it.

With some whine!

Isn't even by Telltale seems like a plus in my book. Those guys are the Funko Pop of video games.

Did you not see the movie in IMAX 70MM? Because he showed up, and told him that he was putting a Bridge of Spies together, and then a young Tom Hanks put a box of chocolates over his head.

I wish that I didn't get that reference.

This isn't even the worst part. The worst part is that there are people who can't seem to understand that Nazis are fucking terrible pieces of shit, and then argue "but the other side!"

Gimme a break, dude.

So "Donald Trump" tweeted out some weak ass condemnations of violence in Charlottesville, VA. They're so weak, you can't even tell which group he's condemning!

If you liked Fant4stic, Daredevil, Elektra, X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Catwoman, Blade Trinity, Batman V Superman, Academy Award winning Suicide Squad, all the Punisher movies, and both Ghost Rider movies then Sony's Sans-Spider-Man Cinematic Universe is for you!

I liked it. Admittedly, I'm a little biased, and I think you know that, so I think in a way you know what you have to do.

He said least-Snyder-y, not that Snyder had zero involvement.

I'm pretty sure, like 90%, that some of them think it's because of some feminist agenda. Because actually being a competent, coherent movie can't be the reason.

Jimmy Olsen's dead body appears via insert in all of Cyborg's scenes, and just moans sensually.

People in the DC Cinematic subreddit are losing their minds over this! They're talking about how it compromises Zack Snyder's vision and complaining about quips! If funny was measured on a scale of 1 to 10 their reaction to this would be a 5. Moderately amusing.

Where the hell is Good Burger, guys?

WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN!?!

There's definitely traces of early Bowie, peak Queen, and present day Michael Jackson in this. This guy clearly wears his influences on his sleeve.

That's the joke!