- Houston was a Chris Paul hamstring away from doing it.

Each time you guys trot out the “but Democrats don’t have a platform” argument you’re implying that the people that voted the other way are fucking idiots that don’t have two brain cells to rub together.

Right? The Earth should have been a disc.

Your username is ORLANDOMAagic91 but you’re also the type of person that refers to the Lakers as “We”?

Never left? I can count the number of those little Laker car flags I’ve seen in the last five years on one hand. And I’m Jason Pierre-Paul.

I felt the pacing was appropriate for the situation. It didn’t have that annoying cut-every-second feel of overly produced action movies but it was pretty much constantly entertaining. I’d give it a solid A.

I think you’re missing the point/joke Mr. Serious.

“I don’t want my shower and toilet to be the same thing.”

What’s the deal with shorts that are so tight and short you’re basically wearing underwear?

Correct me if I am wrong, but is that not what a trailer park is?

Related question: what’s wrong with shorts that are so tight and short you’re basically wearing underwear?

No one has mentioned Carmel O’Anthony.

It really is a shame, because I think Ireland is a country that could really embrace the game. What they need is an authentic Irish voice to really act as the voice of basketball, a native son like Shaquille O’Neal

When the Democratic Party gets a majority in the House and Senate, and the presidency back, they pack the court.

“But her paid speeches!” “But Hillary’s the real warmonger!” “But Trump is probably fooling the right- He’s the real liberal!” “But Trump could never be worse than Hillary!”

To all those on the left who placed your precious deological purity above the greater long term good of hundreds of millions of people who are now going to have their lives viciously attacked by this regressive SCOTUS, for perhaps a decade or longer...........We salute you:

“Let us pause here for a moment and give thanks once again to those brave voices of The Left who would not be cowed by the extortionate pleadings of Hillary Rodham Clinton to remember the importance of the Supreme Court while casting their precious vanity ballots in November of 2016. Well done, dilettantes.” - Charlie…

But at least we kept our consciences pure.

To all the Bernie Bros and Bots that told me the “the Supreme Court doesn’t matter” in 2016, I say Fuck You.