Welcome to Kinja, Mr. Blatter.

How about “Rendering your users incapable of dealing with any other operating system”?

I get to use my new favorite meme again!

You should have saved this one for the “Tell us about the most poorly planned family outings you’ve ever had” submission call.

What model citizens they are. (Hockey players) truly are one of a kind among professional athletes.

This. Given the very limited information given (and the demonstrated variation in manual-gearshift patterns), 6 is a perfectly rational answer. Unless the riddle is basically “what is the 2nd-best answer to this diagram, assuming the best answer is 6”. But from the article, I don’t get the impression that “not 6” is…

There’s so little information, it could be just about anything if you properly rationalize it.

VLC doesn’t do Blu Rays.

Waded through the whiskey and tears to my laptop this morning to renew my lease in Saddest Sports Town Ever.

XP Service Pack 3 is the Citizen Kane of Windows versions.

Doesn’t seem drunk to me. No slurred speech, no red eyes. To me this was the incident where the sports world went the whole “analyze every little thing” route. Where every sports fan got to comment like he knows what’s best for the athletes that he will never know anything about. I think it’s more that Iverson is…

It’s easy to get the Starks confused.

Kit Kat is a trash candy bar.

Listerine Cool Mint, you cant beat the original. Personally I love the burn, and this stuff can cover anything from cigarettes to the dreaded Garlic breath.

Listerine Cool Mint, you cant beat the original. Personally I love the burn, and this stuff can cover anything from…

Oh please. Smith is just making the absolutely 100% true and fair point that this moralizing is only seized upon when the player is a marginal one. The Cowboys had no problem with the huge backlash against signing Greg Hardy. The Eagles happily gave Michael Vick a contract.

I think your irony meter is broken, fella.

Gar Foreman is a crazy person who tried give Vinny Del Negro the Diamond Cutter.

Remember, Reinsdorf was a guy who was 100% behind Jerry Krause. Remember, organizations win championships, not players (or coaches)!

Riley Curry, top sports baby in the game right now

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