Welcome to Kinja, Mr. Blatter.

You should have saved this one for the “Tell us about the most poorly planned family outings you’ve ever had” submission call.

What model citizens they are. (Hockey players) truly are one of a kind among professional athletes.

Waded through the whiskey and tears to my laptop this morning to renew my lease in Saddest Sports Town Ever.

Doesn’t seem drunk to me. No slurred speech, no red eyes. To me this was the incident where the sports world went the whole “analyze every little thing” route. Where every sports fan got to comment like he knows what’s best for the athletes that he will never know anything about. I think it’s more that Iverson is…

Kit Kat is a trash candy bar.

Listerine Cool Mint, you cant beat the original. Personally I love the burn, and this stuff can cover anything from cigarettes to the dreaded Garlic breath.

Listerine Cool Mint, you cant beat the original. Personally I love the burn, and this stuff can cover anything from…

Oh please. Smith is just making the absolutely 100% true and fair point that this moralizing is only seized upon when the player is a marginal one. The Cowboys had no problem with the huge backlash against signing Greg Hardy. The Eagles happily gave Michael Vick a contract.

I think your irony meter is broken, fella.

Gar Foreman is a crazy person who tried give Vinny Del Negro the Diamond Cutter.

Remember, Reinsdorf was a guy who was 100% behind Jerry Krause. Remember, organizations win championships, not players (or coaches)!

Riley Curry, top sports baby in the game right now

don’t show this to wallstreet journal commenters

Who needs patience when Jon can complete rehab in 1 day?

That’s some Lionel Hutz level legal analysis. He identified him by where he sat.

Yeah, there had to be at least a half dozen dudes named Freedman seated between chairmen of Yahoo and Bradley Coopers. That slander case is blown to bits

Um, I think you’re replying to the wrong person.

Yeah, so, those 52 of 82 games the Hawks played against the East weren’t exactly “against the best teams in the NBA”. So far this playoffs they’ve looked and played like exactly what they are - a promising organization that found a regular season groove but aren’t exactly the class of the East come playoff time and…

“Kelly and I both agreed that we would just have fun, and, I’m learning that fun for Kelly is… getting married and having babies. Immediately. With me.”

Korver has a reputation to maintain.