Who needs patience when Jon can complete rehab in 1 day?

That’s some Lionel Hutz level legal analysis. He identified him by where he sat.

Yeah, there had to be at least a half dozen dudes named Freedman seated between chairmen of Yahoo and Bradley Coopers. That slander case is blown to bits

Um, I think you’re replying to the wrong person.

Yeah, so, those 52 of 82 games the Hawks played against the East weren’t exactly “against the best teams in the NBA”. So far this playoffs they’ve looked and played like exactly what they are - a promising organization that found a regular season groove but aren’t exactly the class of the East come playoff time and…

“Kelly and I both agreed that we would just have fun, and, I’m learning that fun for Kelly is… getting married and having babies. Immediately. With me.”

Korver has a reputation to maintain.

There aren’t many things as scary as LeBron with a head of steam.

Putting us on notice that another moron will be talking about sports.

I’m really really hoping this turns out to be like the scene in The Dark Knight with Kraft as Maroni saying ‘But you said, Brady would get fewer games if we took the penalty’ followed by Goodell’s Dent like response ‘I said it couldn’t hurt your chances’

Every non-Patriots fan:

So, basically, what you’re saying is you didn’t read the article at all?

Mr. Jastremski would sometimes work out and bulk up — he is a slender guy and his goal was to get to 200 pounds. Mr. McNally is a big fellow and had the opposite goal: to lose weight. “Deflate” was a term they used to refer to losing weight.

I can’t decide if my favorite part is the Pats continuing to keep this up or the batshit fans defending them to almost embarrassing levels

This is the dumbest shit ever, it’s insulting that they expect people to believe that. I continue to say the only people worth feeling sorry for are the two equipment guys. All others involved are arrogant dipshits.

So many butt-hurt Boston fans. This couldn’t have ended any better. The Boston Globe comments section is an absolute National Treasure.

Right, but Patriot employees were involved and the Patriots organization did not fully cooperate with the investigation, so hence their punishment.

Sean Payton got suspended for an entire year, simply because he didn’t know about the bounties.

I still want to know why the “ignorance is no excuse” card was only played for Sean Payton and every other person in authority gets a free pass on everything, Goodell included.