“You’re not literally a beat writer.”

zero fucks

Is palimony even a thing? I would think she should be able to (deservedly) collect plenty in child support, given that she has two children with him and he’s a multimillionaire.

I really like Jerry Lawler’s handwriting.

An understated side-effect of the trade is that the drama over the IT tribute on Paul Pierce Day was obsoleted.

You understand that the 2001 Eastern Conference champion Sixers and the 1983 NBA Finals champion Sixers were both less than 40 years ago, right?

For what it’s worth, the Outlander PHEV has been killing it in Europe. It’s the top selling PHEV and #3 EV overall.

As soon as Ram was spun out of Dodge, the writing was on the wall. The smartest move at this point is to move all the Dodge cars (except the Viper and Challenger) into Chrysler, move the Ram trucks back into Dodge, then use Chrysler infrastructure/branding as a front to sell FCA global cars.

After 6 years of delay to finally arrive in the US, the Outlander PHEV is really the only plug-in SUV in its price class. Over the last few years, it has been the top-selling PHEV in Europe by a sizable margin and #3 EV overall there. There’s definitely a vacuum in that particular market segment.

Now that Mitsu has joined the Renault-Nissan Alliance, I think their chances of leaving the NA market are significantly reduced.

This isn’t what she signed up for. She signed up for trophy third-wife of rich socialite, and her role was supposed to be to produce a kid (for her own security as much as anything else) and appear pretty on his arm until he kicks the bucket.

The kid has to wipe his mouth after getting a fully-three-second kiss from his father. That kiss was because the first (totally normal and uneventful!) peck was deemed insufficient by Brady.

If a Sanders Adminstration had engineered a minimum wage hike to $15 via a $1.5T tax giveaway to corporations and the ultra-wealthy, I think the reaction would have been quite similar.

The XFL didn’t work when one of the big 4 broadcast leagues was desperate for an alternative to the NFL and lined up to push it over. Since then, NBC knuckled under and paid the NFL for real football (i.e. NBC no longer has any interest in another XFL).

I knew LeBron would pick Boogie first!

Televising the draft just makes the teams more boring. Do you really think a captain would implode the chemistry on his own real team by publicly choosing someone else over his own teammates?

It blows my mind that no sports league wants to move into the June-August time frame, where baseball has some sort of weird, boring monopoly.

If Republicans expect Dems to fold again (for a couple of weeks) when bribed with a huge, multi-year major policy concession... well, great! That’s extremely good negotiation from a minority party that controls none of the levers of power.

“When we come on to the field, we’re here to play football. That’s everyone’s job,”

You can tell how mentally weak he was by his response to being called out. Particularly his Finals MVP.