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Tim Ryan is a veep character that somehow stumbled into an interdimensional wormhole and ended up in our reality.

LOL. Someones but is still hurting from “I wrote the damn bill”. 

Tim Ryan: “Didn’t He Play For The Browns?

Good Lord, I look forward to moving past the “vanity project” phase of the campaign season. I’m not as worried by the large field as some people are, but I am getting very tired of these useless chucklefucks who seem to have no real purpose but to dampen enthusiasm. Go back to locally disappointing the people of Ohio,

I saw this image on Twitter and thought that someone was mocking him until I noticed that it was his account tweeting it.

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Thanks Tim, but we already know about the dangers of yelling

I could definitely believe that all his toilets in his house are solely intended for farts

The pinnacle of the moderate democrat, is staring down the existential threat of climate change and the sustainability of the human race as we know it, and saying, “Now, now, there’s no reason to get upset. We don’t want to scare off the centrists who haven’t decided if it’s real or not yet

Poor Tim Ryan:

“You don’t have to yell.”

I made a sticker for Ryan:

Tim is not a member of the Turbo Team.

THIS IS LITERAL BIGOTRY AGAINST PEOPLE WHO FOUGHT AND DIED FOR HALIBURTON’S FREEDOM IN THE MIDDLE EAST, SIR.

I didn’t realize so many Pete Buttigieg bootlickers were going to turn out. I’m honestly kind of shocked.

This isn’t about legitimizing her path to the presidency. It’s about acknowledging that she does something well, and if the frontrunners were smart they would copy some aspects of her approach to messaging on the debate stage. 

Yeah, at this point, it’s difficult to find someone who would be worse than Donald Fuckin Trump as president. 

This is exactly what I’m worried about happening thanks to press like this. Yes, most of us recognize people are saying this shit ironically, but there’s always one more idiot than you counted on.

Chris Cillizza can always be relied upon to have the worst opinion on anything he opens his facehole about.

But you can depend on her to manage US-Saudi relations!

What an absolute clown. Go back to failing the minority community of South Bend, Pete.