Thoughts on a guy potentially proposing in the exact same way as his older brother? Weird, or unoriginal but otherwise fine?

aw. my cats love me so much, it’s always so obvious. they always sit next to me (or on top of me), wherever i go in the house. they follow me everywhere too and wait for me outside the bathroom. i don’t know if they know when i’m coming home, but every day as i pull up to the house after work, they’re in the window…

I’m a descriptivist and his grammar makes me cringe.

It’s so luxurious, you wouldn’t believe what people are saying about this stocking cap, I sent the best people to find my cap, they tell me this is the longest one anywhere, anywhere in the world you can’t find a better one than this, I was in China and other Asia and I see the stocking caps they have there, everyone…

Did Crooked Hillary help disgusting (check out sex tape and past) Alicia M become a U.S. citizen so she could use her in the debate?

See, and here I was thinking someone else had to have tweeted it because I refuse to believe Donald Trump knows the words “paragon” or “virtue.”

I love this because I imagine that he was just tossing and turning in bed seething about this and then finally leaped up, cast aside his absurdly long stocking cap, and tweeted this out before collapsing back into bed.

Keep in mind, this is what Trump has stated he wants to do with our National Debt. I imagine our country creditors will look on that just as fondly.

Here is Veronica.

I got a lion mane for one of the cats to wear. That’s as high as I could get it on him. He didn’t want it on his head. He turned it into a pillow.

Seriously Japan, WTF. I know you guys are repressed and all but jeez.