His hand is not what she’s getting paid to hold.

Jon Favreau is literally crying into his Parachute sheets right now.

I was in grade 11 during the Sept 11th attacks. Even then I thought the phrase “axis of evil” was childish and manipulative. I pine for that eloquency in the wake of “evil losers”.

“So amazing + will NEVER FORGET!”

If you were a woman on a date with a clearly unstable man, you would honestly concern yourself with how that man makes his way home? Moreso than your own personal safety?

he wanted to marry her but she couldn’t commit and wore the ring around her neck and also she cheated on him with chris noth and he could never trust her again.

“It was a real date,” a source tells PEOPLE exclusively.

There’s a special place in hell for John McCain. Fucking collaborating piece of shit.

I have been asking Director Comey & others, from the beginning of my administration, to find the LEAKERS in the intelligence community.....

AP is reporting exactly that!

Once the GOP is out of office, Democrats need to toss the “we take the high road and let bygones be bygones” crap out the window. Investigate everyone. Every Congressman that let this happen, every aide, Spicer, Jared, etc. Hundreds of investigations. The people involved with breaking the laws need to be punished,…

Is anyone else concerned that our allies may limit the intelligence they share with us, especially now that Trump has admitted giving classified info to the Russians?

Unpopular opinion: I truly do not understand the appeal of Haim. And I have tried, Lord, have I tried.

BREAKING: Never to be outdone, President Cheeto Trump has posted a reply:

If I saw that goddamned bear looking through my door I’d be making brownies too.

A kid in my daughter’s high school was known for his giant equipment and was sitting next to her in a similar fashion last spring, dong resting on his thigh, khakis straining to contain the monstrous organ. She looked at it and hissed, “Jesus, rearrange that RIGHT NOW!!” Mortified, he complied with her directive.

If it’s a dong, it’s deliberate. Trust me.

“Jon Hamm’s penis is about the size of an obese hamster.”

I only wanna see one when it’s ready to work and has been specifically requested to report for duty.