For those of us that watch the shoe regularly (GUILTY!), the fact that they are separated comes as no surprise. The way that they talk to each other on the show, it always seemed like divorce was imminent.

I love candle drama.

If only trump supporters feel comfortable having kids, we’ll be fucked in 18-22 years. Although who knows if we’ll have access to birth control anyway.

I wonder if, in later years (should we survive this administration) folks will speak of the Trump Baby Bust in contradistinction to the Baby Boom. You are only one of many many people I’ve heard say they are now reconsidering having children.

My husband has major baby-fever, and there was a super cute kid at the place where we had dinner last night. You start to think, “What if ...”

And then you read shit like this. Nevermind.

Perhaps when we humans kill ourselves off, a better species will take over. My money is on penguins

I know gender inequality is bad and all, but I hope there isn’t a single woman staffer or intern in the White House come January, cuz yikes.

She had it coming. She ate her burger with no sign of sexual pleasure.

How long have you been carrying that chip on your shoulder? It seems heavy.

So cool! Still miss Lindy around here.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but we’re already having a Constitutional crisis. We have a Senate that has refused to act on a Supreme Court vacancy, we have a president-elect who may or may not have won the election fair-and-square, but most definitely lost the popular vote by at least 2.5 million votes, and…

Look, you’re right, but I think you’re whole “try me” schtick is misplaced here. The point of this isn’t about Taiwan, really. It’s about a president who has no fucking idea what he’s doing wading into extremely tricky international waters. And if you’re going to pretend that it’s in the best interest of ANYBODY - us,…

For me, none of this is about Taiwan/China — though that situation is extremely interesting in itself.

Plausible deniability: Modern travel can turn even the most docile person into a raging asshole.

as of this very moment, i think president circus peanut intends to fuck at least 64,469,963 of us from the oval office.

Thanks for pointing that out. After further consideration, we shouldn’t give a damn about this Syrian girl, in view of the conduct of a Somali Muslim in Ohio.

I just...am having difficulty reading “Cummy Eyelids” so many times.

Literally brought tears to my eyes. I am so grateful and excited myself. Not only do I absolutely trust your artistic expertise @cummy-eyelids but I also feel my body part (yes an actual piece of me) could not be in more capable hands. I know you will respect and care for my little piggy. I appreciate this more than…