I just...am having difficulty reading “Cummy Eyelids” so many times.

Literally brought tears to my eyes. I am so grateful and excited myself. Not only do I absolutely trust your artistic expertise @cummy-eyelids but I also feel my body part (yes an actual piece of me) could not be in more capable hands. I know you will respect and care for my little piggy. I appreciate this more than…

And I don’t want any of you horrible people spreading those terrible rumors that Trump is keeping Melania in NYC so he can have Ivanka serve as First Lady. Shame on all of you for even thinking such a horrible thing!

Yes this!!! I swear I feel like Bannon set this shit up (I know, he probably didnt, I should take my tinfoil hat off but with this group of assholes you never know), and gave Pence tickets to Hamilton just to get some other story into the perpetual “media outrage cycle.” please stay focused people. The new person in…

That imperative “APOLOGIZE!” and the end of Drumpf’s tweet just makes me want to scream: “FUCK YOU YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD!” then slam the door to my bedroom.

Did Trump just request a safe space?

HELL YES. If I read more think piece about the plight of the middle class white man, I will kill someone. Those lazy ass motherfuckers only had their precious manufacturing jobs because they excluded minorities and women in the forties, fifties, and sixties.

You can still dislike him for “us the people.”

I joked earlier that one of the main criteria for Trump appointees is that the guy has to look like the movie version of a CEO of a toy company hellbent on ruining Christmas and the world. I’m on fire with that theory so far

Trump’s idea of “doing well” means taking rights away from a lot of people. So no, I don’t hope he does well.

With this shitshow of a year happening, I am happy as I can be for Meghan Markle and Prince Harry. Good for them!

I’m not at all surprised that there are disgusting creeps who will use hypnosis to sexually assault women. But on the other hand, I am absolutely surprised that hypnosis is real. I always thought it was a sham.

This is all, horrifyingly, true.

People think the worst things about the Trump presidency is that Donald Trump is a hate-spewing, divisive narcissist with no experience or plan.

But the worst thing for me is that Mitch McConnell is happy.

He’s so fucked.
He’s going to look 120 by the end of his first term.

It’s that look... like when you squeeze out a fart, but maybe shit yourself.

It is interesting to see women like her realize people don’t give a fuck about her either, though.

So Trump got debate questions in advance too, eh? And he still tanked every single debate.