It would be strange if Ms. Tyson outlived Jane Pittman when all was said and done.

C’mon, did any of us really believe that anybody involved in the Trump administration will face any lasting social stigma?

See, Eniko? We told you that you would be out here looking crazy if you kept talking on social media.

Omg no truer words lol. I had to put this message on my fridge;

UGH! The only time I ever drank RC Cola was out our family cookouts. I swore I never saw it sold anywhere, but someone would always show up with it.

Pain is life’s reminder that you are alive and when you get old you get reminded like everyday of your pending mortality. One of my boys threw out his back sneezing, turned out he herniated a few disc. I told him to make up some story about being hurt skydiving or some ish like that because folks are just going to…

I’m going to write in Loki.

This is a tuffy. On one hand we have a man who will certainly lead this country into dismay and legit be the death of us all, and on the other, we have the Night King. *ta dum dshhh*

How do I get VSB to follow me again - to get me out of the greys?

This is why I fux with you... I don ‘t make it point to invite my white friends to my shit but I damn sure would bring you a plate!

Perhaps describe it as a “black barbecue-off” so that the theme explains why white folks aren’t invited? You wouldn’t invite non-”Game of Thrones” fans to a “Game of Thrones” party; same thing. And if they say “well how you would you feel if I didn’t invite you to a whites-only barbecue?” you can answer with…

Other signs you are not ready for a Black friendship: You really want to ask about differences in sexual prowess of either gender or you really want to ask about hair or touch people’s hair. You’re in fetish land and nobody wants that around. If the question “Why do Black people ______” pops into your head, you’re…

“Would you trust a doctor who said they didn’t see or believe in cancer? Hell nah, you wouldn’t. Anybody who denies that an illness exists is immediately disqualified from treating said illness. So if you’re trying to be our white friend but ignore our blackness, how you gonna stand on our side when we actually have…

If you can’t act natural, you aren’t ready, Bradley.

I can’t do Vodka after midnight anymore. I’ve turned in to some sort of Gremlin.

You may have to endure some white jokes. You will deal. And if you can’t, you’re not ready for this friendship.

Welcome. We have punch and cake on the table in the back.

Walking to the train this morning I saw these kids walking to school. My first thought. “Those boys need to pull up their dang pants.”

Somebody gotta enjoy it before the White man gets it, i guess.

This is literally the worst take I’ve ever heard about anything in my entire life. It’s like Jason Whitlock and Umar Johnson had a baby, and named that baby Tomi Lahren. You are that baby.