:)
then here is another one
“the dogs bark, but the caravan goes on”

I’m not Russian and not white, but did grow up with a bunch of them near an emigre community of theirs. So I’m familiar with their food and culture, etc. So sometimes I actually attend ex-Soviet republic culture festivals around the area. There’s always a few curious ones who come on up to ask point blank what the…

Point of order: Carol from HR’s racist as shit, but everybody has to watch Carol from HR. She’ll write a file up on y’all, but she’ll invite herself to the Super Bowl party and be weird as all get-out, and then straigth-up murder the shit out of us all Saw-style a year later because somebody joked about somebody else…

For your consideration:

I’m surprised you don’t have salespeople / brokers on your list. These are suave thieves that prey almost exclusively on minorities. It is like a well dress hellspawn coming to entice you to sign your soul away for a high interest mortgage or car loan.

Oh and super true about Russians... I lived in St. Petersburg for a year and I swear there were packs of 6 yr olds roaming the streets drinking vodka looking like the kids from the movie Hostel- just waiting to f*uck someone up. Russia/ Russians are NO JOKE.

The audacious part was her Sarah plain and tall ass calling Serena thick as if that’s a bad thing. That’s the lens of self-congratulatory whiteness. I double dog dare anyone to attempt to describe Serena without noting her body is the truth. I consider myself straight as a pin and my hubby and I both look at her like,…

True story. I got to work along side Russian soldiers while as a US contractor in Kosovo. First of all Kosovo (still a war zone) was a R&R spot for them coming from Chechnya, and the ones stations there gave zero “f”s about peacekeeping. The stories about them bringing “comfort girls” with them into the field were…

It’s actually the oil from the leaves that causes the reaction, so obviously someone must have brushed his D up against some leaves... if I still need to explain how the poison ivy got inside her, then I think we need to be having a different conversation.

Roaches! Fuck them all! I grew up in the Caribbean where the roaches woulnd’t die(plus they fly!!!). I used a whole can of Raid. A WHOLE CAN! the roaches thought I was giving them cocaine they all came out for some of that shit.

Oh man, the Russian one is right on.

Run perpendicular to them.

Crazy how as Americans we can become uncomfortable when we start to see too many American flags.

8. Russian
My coworkers/My boss told me straight to my face (in public) that my people are thieves and criminals (I am Jewish and was born in Ukraine but people think I am from Russia). I came to US in 1996 and hear something like this or a version of this, non-stop. I am sorry you didn’t have good experience with…

10.a.

i hear y’all bout the rats but i ain’t never had one outlive me once i knew he/she were in my space. king kong ain’t got shit on me as far as that goes. but i appreciate folks who had other experiences.

Just run serpentine

*Places two squirts of Jergens in palm; rubs furiously and proceeds to type.*

On the folks, I’m shooting any stray dog that comes at me too aggressive.

This was funny, and I could relate, and I found myself chuckling thru out the read. Good job!