Is it because they feel bad knowing how many times I’ve watched Always Sunny in Philadelphia on loop and don’t want the rest of the world to know also?

Get over yourself.

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

So the guy perpetrates the violence and then blames the woman for not preventing it? (Checks all of human history.) YUP! CHECKS OUT!

OK, so the annoying thing to me about crosswalk buttons is when people stand there pushing them over and over and over and over and over and over until the light changes. I just want to smack them upside the back of the head and yell, “PUSHING IT OVER AND OVER DOESN’T MAKE THE LIGHT CHANGE ANY FASTER YOU IDIOT!”…

Good. Let this serve as a reminder that women have always, always fought. Vikings had shield maidens and Shaka Zulu had his all-female body guard. Women dressed as men to join the fight. They take up arms and become rebels and guerillas. In Russia they become bombers and tankers and snipers. In feudal Japan they…