If you’d just said “I don’t like him because he is black,” you could have saved yourself a lot of words.

“Heat Check” and “Fam”? Fuck, I’m getting old. This doesn’t even seem like English anymore. Just put me out to pasture, already.

“My job is managing money for people, you’re job is making me laugh”

Do the people whose money he ostensibly manages realize he makes middle-school-level grammatical mistakes? 

He doesn’t know the correct version of your/you’re; he’s more typical than he thinks!

I know. Do you ever listen to him speak and think, “Well I must be dead and/or in the Twilight Zone because there is no way in hell this can be real.”

He has the mental capacity of a 5-year-old