Use it as a marinade. Goes by a lot quicker that way.

Grocery’s Hispanic food aisle has all the spices at a third the price.

Perhaps this reveals too much, but I don’t want to be blasted, by Ranch or any other white, viscous dressings.

Andy Dufresne: [in letter to Red] Remember Red, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.

The other night, we’re watching TV during dinner at my mother-in-law’s. She’s a saint. Curious about everything. More patient than a glacier.

As someone who was alive in the ‘70s in Florida, watched his sentencing on TV (back when there were, like, 2 channels), and lived in the dorm across from the Chi Omega house at FSU, I’d rather his name be stricken from the language much less treated as cultural popcorn. 

This one’s going to need a mascot.

I get the episiotomy!

This just in: Mini Ace Frehley just got mini-kicked out of Mini Kiss. But he’s invited to guest during a show on the Staten Island ferry.

First, “Good Eats” is reloaded.

Just gonna leave this here...

Not mentioned: Their manager is changing his name to Kevin Cashless.

The difference between ketchup and catsup?

Not coincidentally, the goat was named Personal Data.

So, I bought that KitchenAid cold brew maker that was on Kinja Deals last month. Bought regular ol’ Costco coffee in a can, already ground. Infused it for 24 hours.

So, I bought that KitchenAid cold brew maker that was on Kinja Deals last month. Bought regular ol’ Costco coffee in…

It would be more authentic if, during the run, they left a brown trail of skid marks behind the luge.

For a place with such a rich history of voodoo, liver punishment and immediate regret, cookie retribution in New Orleans seems weaksauce.

That’s just the perfectly grilled brie talking.

RTR, MIA, BFD, FU CNS.

Won’t you take me to...