Fixed that for you.

If she could tidy up my Netflix menu, it’d be a good start. Shit’s longer than a presidential funeral.

They’re really gonna be in the red now.

Appreesh.

Did that hand model microwave her nails?

While I can appreciate the need for privacy, if he wanted it private, don’t post on here. Partial privacy does not exist.

Two things you gotta remember:

Balls are just more fun to eat. Ham or otherwise.

In the remake of “I Love Lucy,” Margot Robbie plays Lucy McClain, a New York City homemaker who visits her estranged husband Ricky’s Christmas party at Babaloo Towers and defeats the nosiness of his neighbors Fred and Ethel armed only with finger guns.

R.R. goes all fundamentalist basic on pizza, yet the mind reels at the amount of hat lint and unwashed beard hair this man has consumed on his adult lifetime of pie.

R.R. goes all fundamentalist basic on pizza, yet the mind reels at the amount of hat lint and unwashed beard hair this man has consumed on his adult lifetime of pie.

Andrés: I think Tony always saw himself as a man always on the edge of the good or the bad. It’s like a knife. It’s a very small edge, a very thin edge, but you have to be careful because you can cut yourself and you’ll never know what side of the knife’s blade you’re going to end up on.

You too? McDonald’s forced me off a narrow road and into a dusty ravine.

Aldi does it. A rather frugal friend budgets extra shopping time to herding rogue carts for extra change.

YOU SHAVE YOUR ASS!

Here’s how bad it gets: I not only return the cart, I make sure they’re all pushed together and organized. MY OCD HAS NO LIMITS IN PARKING LOTS.

Knock knock.

“My name is Sue Vide. HOW DO YOU DO!”

That outburst was more than a Thielen.

Homage to Craig Sager.