This idea sounds like it came from Formula Uhhnnnn.

The most important part: Letting that bird sit for an hour. Let that skin soak up all that good stuff, man. Does the trick every time.

A double QPwC used to be my jam. Then we decided to see other burgers. I went out with Shake Shack for a while. I taste-dated Five Guys more to get their fries than the burger. I swiped right on a place in Tampa named Goody Goody with makes an old-school burger with tomato sauce. Then a few months ago, we reconciled. I…

Wicked pissah.

I’m with you up until the mayo. The sandwich originally had mustard because refrigeration in Cuba and Tampa was a bit, um, scarce. Mayo wouldn’t do. That’s why the Swiss is on there. Much more temperature stable.

Cuban cuisine on the island essentially froze in time after the revolution. Availability of ingredients under a repressive regime and economic sanctions and all that.

One slight clarifier: The Cuban Sandwich that originated in Tampa migrated first from Cuba, where it was called a mixto. (Literally meaning, it was a mixture of whatever ingredients were available.) The ingredients could include roast pork, ham, even turkey (before the ‘90s, turkey was a staple of the sandwich, but no…

The question is, and this is the only question, who thinks that they can do what you do better than you?

I went to Oaxaca with a Mexican friend a few years ago. I had to relearn how to walk across the street.

GIVE. HER. BACK. HER. BUSINESS.

Every Krasinski reaction.

I’m clinically obsessed with vending machine food.

Can a line of Bourdain neck pillows sold at the CNN Stores in airports be that far off?

+1/2 star

There’s no recovering from this t-shirt.

PLURK.

So, not only do I watch “Get Up,” I record it on the ol’ DVR.

We’re only a few columns away from a Mad Lib-style Salty Waitress Letter Generator.

Interesting that the essential question of the Watergate conspiracy, (“What did you know and when did you know it?”) also applied to the conspiracy of silence among journalists about politicians and their terrible private behaviors.

You’re only about 25 years and several siblings off, not to mention my being less than bitter or having nothing to do with my life. Other than that, you’re spot on. Well-played.