Thanks,

Thirty years ago a fraternity brother and I drove to Atlanta to see a girl before she moved back to Hong Kong. We dubbed the trip: “The Moon Pie/Pork Rinds/Lite Beer Tour.” All we could afford was gas, a hotel room and those essential cheap eats.

Something nice and vanilla-y with enough bite to cut through the nog.

The year our son was born.

If you think it’s shitty now, imagine if the original celebrity they approached had put his name on it.

O come, all ye Scoville,
painful and sadistic.

One day, someone will tell the story of how Tampa went from a diehard football town to a steadfast, enthusiastic, warm-weather hockey town. Vinik and Co. have masterfully made all the right moves to invest in Tampa with a long-term view, and that has made all the difference. Bolts signs are everywhere in town. Almost…

Apropos of nothing...

Well, they couldn’t rightly steal jewels because James Cordon has none.

Which article came first?

“Hey, Chicken.”

Kids are to restaurants as mine fields are to racewalkers. You just want to get through a meal without an explosion or shrapnel affecting anyone nearby.

In the rainbow of speculation, this comment is every color of the spectrum, visible and invisible. +1

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothing comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Grana Padana.

You know what you are when you make pumpkin butter? You’re the pumpkin butter maker.

Buddy of mine held Latkefest each year. As the Designated Goy, I would make applesauce each year and then serve it in an apple-shaped tabletop warmer.

Shot through the heart and Jon’s to blame. They give the Hall a bad name.

When we lived in Alaska, the roadkill moose were harvested and then the meet was given to the needy. Then there were so many moose (especially during deep-snow years) and so many more people moving to Alaska that roadkills became a problem.

... but there is a tiny cynic within me...

On behalf of Kinja commenters with gravy related names, no.