“I’m right here, you guys!”

I’m a scientist, so I constantly have to convert back and forth between the metric system and freedom units.

He is the worst for other reasons, but she took off her top and she has breast implants. Come on. Do you really think she was offended? She was prancing around topless. And I say this as someone who is a sex-worker.

Please. She took her top off in the middle of hosting a live tv show. Her tits were fair game. There is nothing offensive about what he said.

Not surprised at all that CNN didn’t take her off the desk for the rest of the day just because her brain stopped working for a bit. Otherwise they’d have to fire Don Lemon.

Oh, FFS, just watch the damn thing. Seriously. The people at the clinics all go around talking about their celebrity clients, how they manipulate patient charts, how to beat tests, the whole nine yards. They do this on a camera, the picture and audio is as clear as day.

Football wives gotta do whatever they can to stay in the game man. Someone younger, faster, better able to play the position is coming for their spot, every damn day.

The statement that Manning is “one of the most honorable and upstanding individuals” just might be overkill. Everyone does seem to be tap dancing around the issue of Manning’s wife receiving HGH.

Sadly, Al-Jazeera is far more reputable as a news source than most of the purely American media.

looks like florida.

Also it’s the NFL. The only time people care about the “integrity of the game” in football is when it affects their bets

This should be interesting. Sports media overall are a pretty self-righteous group, but those same people are not going to want to go after Peyton Manning.

Sly: “I can give you drugs to make you play so well you’ll get awarded a massive contract. The only downside is that soon afterwards you won’t be able to play a lot”

“I can do for you what I did for Ryan Howard and Ryan Zimmerman!” is the worst drug dealer pitch of all time.

♫ HGH you work so gooooood ♫

Yes; “flopped-over traffic cone” and “ambulatory merkin” are conspicuously absent...

Except Donald Trump, candy corn’s diseased, sentient cousin.

I missed poorly-trained circus orangutan and I’ll never forgive myself.

Let’s not sully the Lord’s good name with this

You should be proud, but also a little worried. These are all going to be on the list of charges that sends you fleeing to Canada when he’s High Chancellor.