I must admit I have been really curious how big the map is. Quality over Quantity is great but I like Quality and Quantity. Well even if it is small I am sure I will be spending 1000 hours running around it anyways.

I’m not a celebrity but I went as grouchy curmudgeon who hates adults in costumes. It was the role I was born to play.

You know what? NO. As an adult, Xmas presents mostly suck. As an adult, Thanksgiving kind of sucks because you can’t pig out anymore without guilt (and maybe also heartburn and what have you). As an adult Halloween sucks because you don’t get to go get a bag of free candy like you used to, and if you do, it’s the same…

Whitefish Bay is known not-so-affectionately as White Folks Bay

What kind of criminal would ring the door bell? If it was really closed, wouldn’t a criminal just break in and steal shit? He had the actions of someone acting like they wanted to buy stuff, not like he wanted to steal.

You make a pretty excellent point.

“I’m genuinely going to miss him. He knew how to push everyone’s buttons, had no patience for the rigorous blandness of the perfectly calibrated reality program he found himself amongst, and clashed fabulously with Kris.”

I just don’t know how it makes sense to anyone. I’m sure there are teachers out there who are gun enthusiasts. But the character makeup of teachers and academics isn’t commonly compatible with the character makeup of law enforcement officers and superheroes. And that doesn’t even TOUCH on a scenario where a teacher’s…

Over-worked, under paid, under appreciated and surrounded by shitty kids? Yes give that person a firearm.

I know that type. Why is it everyone has a Die Hard Bruce Willis living inside of them? Maybe a kindergarten teacher is a gun enthusiast on the side, but the ones I’ve met tend to stick to crafts in their free time

I saw this on another Gawker article. It does show how hard it can be to handle guns in a surprise situation.

This. I’m an adjunct at a large University (I don’t really think of myself as a “teacher” although that is my occupation). The last thing I want is to become a primary target because it’s my job to defend my students, many of whom are probably much better qualified to defend themselves as they are all adults.

A battle between Lolo Jone and Raven-Symoné is one in the which the only satisfactory outcome is mutual destruction. WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDUMB.

Same and yes. To pretend otherwise is deeply disingenuous.

I agree that some names are stupid. But I have to confess some are fine and they still annoy me — like the Aidan-Brayden-Zaidan-rhyming male names and the Anna-lynn, Brae-lynn inflation. Too much, it’s too much. I’m a grump.

Is it too late for a racial draft? I think Dave Chappelle would agree that we can let her go.

My name sounds really white, but that doesn’t stop people from actively looking upset/bummed/surprised when I show up for interviews.

Does The View only exist to reveal that seemingly reasonable/inoffensive celebrities are actually jackasses?

If you don’t want it pronounced that way then don’t put the accent on it. Accents are not lace doilies, they don’t just dress up the letters, they change how they sound.