I literally hate you for this comment.

One of those magical moments where the full context does nothing to change the meaning of the words spoken. Great work Colin

“Deadspin only played an excerpt which made me sound racist. If you listen to the full thing you’d know I’m incredibly dumb AND racist.” - Colin Cowherd

This is a bit of a tangent, but since the glorious #BobbyJindalIsSoWhite was never discussed on Jez, I think I shall share some of my favorites :

Jim Gilmore wipes a single, solitary tear from his cheek.

This brings up an interesting idea. Maybe Herzog should run? His blatant nihilism would be a refreshing balm against all of these smug dummies that think they are doing a good job of convincing us that they are smart. Either that or a minion, I think at this point we deserve a minion.

I desperately want Trump to get the nomintmation just for the sheer majesty of it all.

I gotta say, this interview is probably going to be a small pox on Theismann’s reputation.

“I’ve spoken with Native Americans across this great country. Two, in particular, really resonated with me. Their names were Tibia and Fibula from the Snapcreek Nation, and they just shattered me with their enthusiasm for the name. Absolutely cracked me up.”

THIS!? Coming from the same fucking guy who changed the pronunciation of his name so it would rhyme with Heisman.

nothing for me to say that you didn’t say already

The beginning of that last paragraph though..

Fucking goddamn right, Jia.

My church is such a big part of my life. Being there is as comfortable as home for me. I can’t imagine how violated I would feel if I found out someone had set fire to it.

I was going to complain about portrait mode, but the effort for a perfect title frame makes up for it.

He looked really scared stomping on that lady’s head while she was pinned to the ground

Damn, that Republican primary is heating up

Fuck those two ladies. Fuck the people standing around watching. Fuck the moon. Fuck squirrels. Fuck Jim Lahey. Fuck everything.

Because of family reasons (I have family involved in a custody dispute similar to this one), I’ve followed this one closely. They’re both dreadful, but she’s the absolute worst. She and her lawyer ‘involved’ the State Department in an audit of her ex’s work visa, and it was revoked. Reapplying wouldn’t work because…

How did she lost years? She has visitation rights during the school year and the kids got the spend the summers with her. Just because she doesn’t have full custody doesn’t mean she’s been cut from their lives. Why is her relationship with her kids more important than his relationship with his kids? Being a woman…