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You ain't gonna hold the video landscape, then I'm smacking your kid.

That fish is a Bowfin. Those things are nasty, tough fish, and can hang out without being in water for quite awhile. I'm quite sure the fish wasn't dying. It was waiting for its moment. I've had some unpleasant experiences with its kind before.

From hell's heart I slap at thee.

In retrospect, football was sort of a thing he fell ass-backwards into for a while despite being an irredeemable turd. The most interesting aspect of this case isn’t that a football player was just convicted of murder, but that a murderer actually managed to have a short pro football career.

One thing I found interesting in recent news (and by "interesting" I mean "depressing and soul crushing") is that, while 36 black people were killed last month, officers being killed in the line of duty is at all time low and, according to an NPR report I heard over the weekend, there has been 46+ days without an

Because I know that someone in the comments will talk about how dangerous it is to be a police officer, just wanting to come home alive, etc.

It is more dangerous to be employed as a landscaper in America than it is to be employed as police officer. This is a fact that is true and is verifiable.

Great post Greg, and great art Jim.

Fucking a. I came in wanting to say "Not for me". And its true. Every cop I've ever met, even when I fucked up as a teenager, was nice (or at least... respectfully assertive).

it's impossible to understate how poorly this stuff reflects on the US to outsiders. a while ago I had someone from Kenya ask me about all the cop shootings going on back home, saying how horrible it is. you know things are bad when someone from Kenya shows you sympathy for shit happening in your home country.

I haven't seen him murder something that bad since he and Razzle decided to go to the liquor store.

"Butt-faced shitbag" is probably the most accurate description of Cowherd in existence.

If they are not 0-5 after that game, I will throw my car keys into a river.

BREAKING: The Royals won by 10 and the game was over by its midpoint.

Don't blame the victim.

When it comes to vile, bigotry-laced protests based on racial inequality in the United States, act like you've been there before.

Sorry, don't have time to watch a 25 minute video.

Well, they did have a grand Wizard at shortstop

These Cardinal's fans are doing things the white way.