No wonder most Americans automatically side with Israel, we're both wealthy nations filled with shamelessly self-absorbed assholes so far removed from any conflict we enter that it's incredibly easy to cheerlead for atrocities. I wish I could even be surprised that Violent Nationalism Selfies are a thing, but I can't.

Too bad for Terry that photoshop doesn't have a "remove rape" tool.

What if Swat comes to the wrong address, busts down your door, shoots your dog, and lobs a flash-bang grenade in your baby's crib, which leaves the baby with massive burns and a hole in his chest down to his ribs?

They don't even need a warrant. Anonymous calls can be considered probable cause.

I think everyone is focusing far too much on the part of his comment that involved him having weapons. Having Swat bust into your home is still an extremely shitty situation to be in that can easily be dangerous. Any time armed men are involved and aiming weapons at you when you are entirely innocent is kind of a…

Whether or not you have weapons around you aside, it's honestly an extremely shitty thing to do period, I totally agree. Either way it leads to armed men entering your home that really have no need to be there. Any time you are put in a situation where armed men enter your home, it can be dangerous, no matter what…

He has 16 rounds in his chest because the police decided to take an anonymous callers word as fact without doing any very basic fact finding.

Prediction: This is going to get someone killed and someone else put in jail for a long time soon.

Have they considered working from home with Google?

I think the word is Schweinsteiger.

I am experiencing a feeling of great pleasure from Brazil's humiliation....if only there was a word in German that precisely defined this emotion.

FLAWLESS VICTORY

If you were interested in being fair, you'd have included the clarification Kelly gave when they came back from commercial—that he was simply impressed by her breasts, and that he planned to masturbate once the segment was over. A perfectly innocent explanation.

I don't think the Heat will have to worry about Wade. He hasn't been able to exercise in years.

I mean, he's LeBron's agent. Of course he's going to be rich.

I laughed so hard picturing a bunch of baffled water molecules trying to figure out what mirror-image "ecaep" and "evol" are

My 50-something pot-smoking pretend-hippie parents were all over this book a few years ago—way ahead of the Goopster. It was pretty embarrassing/ridiculous filling up a glass from the 5 gallon water jug — a jug which my father had in black sharpie scrawled "PEACE" and "LOVE" backwards on, so the water could "read" it.…

It's a textbook case of affluenza.