It's worth noting here that this is just further proof that nobody EVER thinks they're actually a racist. Even in the middle of this giant crazy racist rant Sterling still makes time to be faux-offended at the suggestion that he's a racist.

Coming soon to TLC - Big Ol' Bigots! No, that's not quite right. The Bigot Losers? The Amazing Racists? I'd go for something KKK-related, but that would just make the Kardashian's nervous...

"DS: Evil heart."

The two of them should have some kind of road trip reality show, kind of like Hilton and Richie had. Oh the shenanigans they'd get up to.

Some of us put in an honest 9-5 to pay the bills. Some of us just learn to give an 80-year-old billionaire a blowjob and call him "honey."

This guy is a national treasure. I'm not sure who I want to hear more from: Sterling or Cliven Bundy.

Sit. Stay. Good boy.

The fact that he says these sorts of things on a regular basis (the Instagram fight was an old topic, apparently) doesn't bother you?

At first, I was surprised by how incredibly level-headed she was through all of this. Then I realized how often she's had to touch his naked body and figured she's probably mastered the art of burying her emotions.

Who cares if she's leading him on. She exposed him for his bullshit.

She might have been leading him into this conversation, but I expect it's a conversation they've had a bunch of times without a tape recorder running. She just made him say it on tape, she didn't put the words in his mouth.

Sterling is part of a league and while I'm not a lawyer for either party I would imagine there is some kind of language that allows the NBA an out with an owner if they absolutely find it they have to. There's no way this guy can continue down this road and still be an owner. It's 2014, and fuck that shit.

They want to bide their time long enough for Sterling to make a "heartfelt apology," so that the league can sweep this under the rug.

I can't believe this is happening! The Supreme Court ruled that racism no longer exists in America.

We had a good laugh at the Russians when we saw this. Not so weird now, is it?

That was amazing. I think we're caught up in this idea that if we like a person, we have to like/defend every inch of their personhood. Chelsea is annoying, sometimes says stuff I don't agree with. But this was a thing of beauty.

ETA: i'm not going to say which is which.