I kept trying to post just the part where he sprinkles diamonds on everything, because its the most baller shit you could do, and "it makes his dookie twinkle"...but my youtube skills are a no go

Still not quite as baller as this though....

+1

"When I see somesing make shine, I jump in it"

Gives a whole new meaning to "butt dialing"

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

most prisons are in semi remote areas correct? Meaning that there most likely is a single cell phone tower in that area. Why not instruct the tower to only allow "safe" phones onto it, the ones that belong to guards/administrators. All other phones would not be able to achieve a connection and there ya have…

isn't there a "card slot" on the bottom of that camera??

+1

quantum magnetic locking

This is my Browning Hi-Power in the original nickel finish. Almost 30 years old and it still is one hell of a piece. I love this thing.

I just pissed my self at this one LMFAO

that isn't an Israeli soldier, that is a Palestinian, hence the covered face. Plus the Israeli's are issued different weapons than what he is carrying. just an FYI...

but are Apple and Adobe bffs though? We can haz flash???

I see how it works, but it appears that it can't actually start drilling square holes all on its own, the circular holes are pilot holes that are then "squared" off using the new drill bit

I thought only Sprint users searched for cats on the intertubez...damn their TV ads, so misleading!!

+1 LMFAO!!!

judging by that photo, I'd say it looks more like "The Gang Freeze Dried Dee"

ahhhh for a second there I thought you were a commie...my apologies

LMFAO!!!!!! ^^^