Right? Among his many crimes, Trump has killed satire.

Exactly, there’s absolutley no way they made it in 8 hours. The receipt also notes they arrived at 11pm EST on Sunday?... So they left @ 2 in the afternoon CST from NW side of Chicago... on a Sunday it hit 90*, beach season just starting, with Cubs/Cards & U2 in town

Last time I was in Chicago, I had two consecutive Uber drivers cancel on me (first asshole charged me a $5 cancellation fee even after I texted him my exact location and he still drove the opposite way for 10 minutes).

The Hardys and lots of drugs.

Man. I live in Chicago and have family in Buffalo. That drive is at least 10 hours and is horrible in every way.

What exactly in the fuck is going on here?

I was curious so I tried to do the math. Uber takes 20% off the top of the 632, so you’re left with 500 bucks, plus the 300 tip so that’s roughly $800.

Chicago is south of buffalo?  I guess it’s true when they say that Chicago is the Miami of Canada. 

I still remember the Daily Show bit where Jon showed that nothing fazes the Russians. Even the cows aren’t fazed by anything.

Hugs to you, may we both get what we need, and soon!

He should ask the Saudis.

Ugh, yes. I have been there SO many days. If you have a good friend who can float you the money, ask them if it’s okay for you to transfer them the Paypal dosh, which is instant. Then they give you the cash out of their wallet or bank account.

It’s always funny and reassuring at the same time to realize that there are, in fact, still adults kicking around in DC.

SMDH with this. What is wrong with people?

The same was said about Bannon. I’ll believe it when I see it.

What, nothing about Jeff Sessions and Trump’s reported break-up? 

but they let him touch an orb, so who gives a shit?

I love how he wants Qatar isolated for alleged ties to terrorism, yet is totally cool with Saudi Arabia, which definitely funds terrorism.