Moist is happy Stafford’s finally getting some love. She’s tired of her sister Soiled constantly shitting on him.

I want my children to know this. Their father never used the word “panties” unless he absolutely had to.

My underwear may not talk or tweet, but it sure as hell can stand on its own after a camping trip.

Yep, that is odd.

I think they don’t want the liability of possibly being wrong.

I kinda knew that already. The hubby and I work in software, and those systems are incredibly holey. The tip-off was the known hacks that took place in July/August.

My guess is that not a gosh-darned thing will happen, because the “stability” of the country is more important than having the person who actually won running it...

But, of course, we are in the Upside-Down now, so the executives of the voting software company walk away without even being questioned, and the woman who leaked the information that their machines had been attacked is in jail tonight.

It’s not just millennials who love all sports

Though you know I thought I saw it on Reuters but I just looked and only saw a story on the contractor being arrested. Odd. Once it’s out there and published I think most of them have no rules against running the story.

He’ll make one hell of a politician some day.

NOBODY DENIES THIS!

After reading about a bunch of Kentucky fans leaving death threats for a referee over a college basketball game, I actually think Justin Bieber might be the best kind of sports fan

ALL TEH SPROTZ
— J. Bieber, 2017

Mac has always poked fun at his own image. And he is fucking awesome.

Agreed. Turn it into a popular LGBTQ wedding venue for all time.

Who else is surprised that, of the two of them, McEnroe is not the one who became the angry, bigoted, old person yelling at kids to get off of his/her lawn?

When McEnroe first heard the news that Navratilova had announced she was gay, he was heard to yell, “OF COURSE SHE’S OUT! USE YOUR FUCKING EYES, ARE YOU BLIND? HOW COULD YOU SAY SHE WASN’T OUT WHEN SHE WAS CLEARLY OUT?!?!”

That really would be the best revenge: to throw the most fabulous, flamboyant and gayest possible wedding in the very arena that bears the old fossil’s name. She just might keel over at the thought of it.