Color me surprised that this guy’s a Clay Travis reader.

Maybe he poops a lot.

The missing “t” in Scot’s name is because he burned it on Kap’s lawn.

Right? With all the murdering she’s done while in the spotlight I can’t imagine how many killings she’s done since the election. Gotta be at least two before breakfast. I’ll be stunned if anyone on this thread is alive tomorrow...

I usually try to give emailers a chance by engaging at least once. Believe it or not, most of them turn out to be quite reasonable. Our pal Scot here was not.

I’m really getting the feeling this is 15 year old who plays call of duty and reads 4chan 90% of the time he’s conscious and not at school.

Scot House is clearly just an alias of Sean Hannity.

An alcoholic.

It would be a shame if this were to appear at or near the top of the search listings if someone were to google “Scot House”, for example, if a prospective employer were to search for “Scot House” or Scot House (with or without quotation marks). So let’s not talk too much about Scot House, and let’s especially not say…

It’s really sad that under Trumpcare, Scot won’t get the mental healthcare he needs.

I live in rural Kansas. I’m using this Smug meme. I’m hanging it up as we speak.

Guy better be careful with the Seth Rich stuff. Hillary could be reading this post and decide that Scot deserves to be victim #107 because he can’t spell his own name.

You mean like this?

“Intoday’s coverage of the Celtics Cavs game, we discuss the tragedy of a working class team like Boston losing and how LeBron cheated the good people of Cleveland and Miami to get a rematch with the liberal coastal elite Warriors and how real athletes like Larry bird are sorely missing in today’s NBA.”

You should really check out the snopes page on that conspiracy theory. It’s hilarious that Bill couldn’t cover up a blow job, but people think they are capable of covering up 100+ murders.

This is a promising start to your horror spec script. Keep it up.

Use of latest moronic conservative conspiracy theory ? Check!

Never trust a Scot lacking both a final T and a kilt.