sphinxwithoutasecret
an agreeable sense of the macabre
sphinxwithoutasecret

Call me old fashioned, but I don’t see the need to have boobs in the booth.

But what if she gets her period during the broadcast?!?!?!?!

This is a really good question, but I think it is the second one.

The funny thing is that if this was a tv show or a movie, it’d be considered way too unrealistic. The truck thing, “American carnage”, nazi advisors, admitting on camera to obstruction of justice...

Right? Like, I quit a job because my manager was fairly incompetent, really scattered, and just wanted to talk about dating. I can’t imagine sticking it out to work with Drumpf. I mean, I hated going in every day and was stressed and frustrated and full of rage. How the hell can these people manage this level of

He should add a little kid! That’ll make it fresh again!

You know, I understand his mentality here. A cast shake up can often save a TV show with dismal ratings. However, he’d be better off just writing this off as a sunk cost and canceling the rest of his presidency.

I’m trying to remember now where someone said that the only people willing to work for someone like Trump are truly broken people or something to that effect.

The only difference between Sean and Kellyanne is that Spicer when stuck in a factually indefensible situation, is capable of looking demoralized.

I can see this turning into a bizarre Monty Python tribute, where all his appointees are called “Jared”…

Does it really matter? The Press Secretary is not a position that never changes throughout the four years of an administration. W had four, Obama had three. Rifftrax made a joke on the riff of “300", calling one of the Persian messangers who talks to Leonidis “The Persian Scott McClellan”, but if you asked anyone who

Good idea. I think we’re better off with a Trump who never does anything.

If he does, they should have Melissa McCarthy play Trump from now on, just to piss him off.

Donald Trump has friends?

If the pre-thought that went into firing Comey is any precedent, soon the White House won’t have any staff at all, just Trump and his Praetorian guard.

If he only hires people he sees on TV, it’s only a matter of time until he hires people off of Pawn Stars.

Yup. Isn’t that guy a literal snake oil salesmen? Well, I guess Steph got some for free so maybe not literally literal?

The slogans of a Pop/Rock ticket would write themselves.