sphinxwithoutasecret
an agreeable sense of the macabre
sphinxwithoutasecret

But, it’s ok in this case.

That is the best rule there is (outside of don’t elect a flaming idiot to be president). I use it every day.

I thought Ted Turner invented cable news?

OK, I was so fascinated by this thing that I looked it up. It’s a Stella McCartney jumpsuit, and actually is quite chic without the BELT, which Stella is not responsible for. I like the wide legs and the keyhole neck. I think it would look very cool with non-stupid accessories.

We need more people like him in all departments.

Gosh. I have looked it up and paprikas are a kind of pepper, and you can actually get the seeds from my favorite seed people (Baker Creek Heirloom) even as we speak. I never really thought about what paprikas actually are before, I guess in my imagination they were some sort of exotic tree, like a cork tree. Amazing

I would like that.

Well, this was a foolish person that just happened to be a vegan. Not the other way around.

Hold on a moment. You planted paprikas? Did you buy paprika seeds and sprout them, or buy the plants, or what? Are they called paprika plants?

It’s a jumpsuit?????????

You really should have been doing this every evening after he went home, though.

You should only try this if you feel you can pull it off without vomiting and/or giggling hysterically.

Others have described it as a squat. Which suites him, I feel.

I think it was Obama. I think all the Presidents get this when they stop in. There’s a big piece in the Post about it, and about the whole idiotic bowing thing.

This is brilliant. Thank you!

I don’t know about the rest of the trip, but I think he’ll enjoy Saudi Arabia. They have already given him a giant gold necklace, and taken over the entire Ritz Carlton for him. He’s got to like that.

I am so sorry luv. It’s a dreadful thing to loose someone that speaks to your heart, and especially this way. I don’t know if you believe in an afterlife of any kind, but I choose to think people get to go where they want to be which I find especially comforting when people have suffered so much in their lives (as

Now that’s perfection, right there.

I never thought of looking for one in a sex shop!

Oh dear heaven, that’s the best thing ever!