+1 extra star for Rom Roberts reference.

The hell with Michigan. Washington has everything Michigan has only more and better. Fuck Michigan. What I don’t understand is keeping stinking Virginia. Toss Virginia and keep Washington, drop Michigan and add Minnesota which has the Twin Cities and Lake Superior. Way better.

I recall back a thousand years ago when I was in college reading in the daily police blotter section of the paper (Really. A thousand years ago.) that someone had called 911 because they got high and then drank too much espresso and thought they were dying. We were all high too reading it and thought it was very…

I don’t see the claim that Keri had better traffic than Simmons. I see the claim that he was/is a respected sports writer of long standing pedigree, which is true, isn’t it? One might almost claim that being a respected sports writer of long standing pedigree would prevent you from having massive follows, because only…

I feel I must point out that a descent towards maximum hubris can not really be described as unique in these dark days.

I miss Emmitt.

I see your point and agree with it, but Tito has a point too. I think it depends on how functional you can be. Everyone has a different window for how much they can take. I have a fairly pushy anxiety disorder, so my window is different than someone who doesn’t. It’s important, in order to keep functioning, to know…

He’s the President. The President. His “party” controls both houses of Congress and is on the way to controlling the judiciary. The fact that this perhaps doesn’t represent the majority of us is hardly a happy thought.

I have two dachshund mixes. They have been fabulously snotty and superior ever since the Merkel visit.

I thought we were blaming Mexico now?

This is brilliantly insightful. I truly appreciate the way you put this, it’s exactly how I feel. Every day.

He looks more like anxiety to me, which is nice.

She looks very comfortable with the situation, which is delightful.

I think it’s wise to always be aware of and vigilant for the possibility of abuse with any population that is less able to defend itself, no matter if it’s kids, old people, people with certain kinds of disabilities, or animals. It’s not a modern problem, either, it’s just that we talk about it now.

Miralax is a gift from heaven compared to that other stuff. Any of that other stuff.

Oops. I see the Midwest already reported in.

You’ve got to get a snow blower. Or a snow plow. That driveway is way too long to do by hand all winter every winter.

Indeed.

Boats, nets, cages, seaweed, sand, shells, beer cans (empty), beer cans (full), dead crustaceans, dead fish, dead birds, dead people, dead reptiles, live crustaceans, live fish, live birds, live people, live reptiles, legal plants, illegal plants, spare space shuttle parts, pinball machines, car parts, ice boxes,…

Almost mild, really, compared to what one might imagine on any given evening in a Walmart parking lot in Florida.