This is BEAUTIFUL! You are most fortunate.

Do their tiny jaws grind as they chew up imaginary birds?

A friend of mine used to rent an old hunting cabin across the street from the beach. He had the most amazing view you can imagine with an entire wall of old fashioned pained windows to view it from, and then someone came along and built a huge, ugly, snot green housing development-type house RIGHT in front of him. He…

I believe you have won. This is splendid.

Very nice. I love everything about this.

You have a nice Grog Booth.

You are most fortunate. Colorado is the best.

Do tell.

Looks like they’ve been leaving nose prints. That’s a fine thing, deer nose prints.

This is a great view too. I like the big sky, and in the summer it’s all green and hollering with crickets and cicadas and in the evening there’s the lightning bugs. Nice view.

That’s your VIEW?? Geez, monkey, well done.

Allow me to congratulate you on your fine selection of water towers. I like the shape of them contrasted with all the vertical lines. Especially the one perched on the top left of that one building, like it might just take flight if it felt like it. Nice view.

This would be the best feature of garden level in my opinion.

Indeed. And yet, the resolute silliness with which this news has been greeted by our erstwhile comment section gives me hope that we may yet survive the dark days ahead.

Well, you’d think, wouldn’t you? And yet, they play outside in New Jersey so I’m assuming they’re familiar with playing in the cold, it’s not like it was a southern outdoor team or a dome team heading onto the frozen tundra. They should have been familiar with cold weather play.

Oh...maybe. Talking about how the Packers got so many points and converted so many third downs and not talking at all about how the offense only had 6 points in the entire first half (MOST of which the Giants defense dominated) and 13 point the whole game seems like unbalanced chit chat to me. It’s hard to win a…

Yes it is. It’s in the DSM 5 under “sporting disorders, reporting of”.

Is Beckham old enough to remember that, though? I mean, as much as I’m enjoying deflecting my own personal sense of failure this morning onto him, he is a really young person and was probably only in high school or something when that happened, wasn’t he?

Yeah, that’s what I see. And I also see Beckham throwing them under the bus up there and claiming it was all on the D that the Giants lost. I get that the football was frozen and hard to catch, but really? It was all because the Packers got a lot of points and had nothing to do with the fact that the Giants got hardly…

I was on the fence about him till I read the above quote. Throwing the defense under the bus when you yourself have dropped three passes, at least one of them a touchdown, is the kind of rotten take that puts me clearly against him.