I feel it’s fitting that you were waiting for your comforters during this play.

It’s not sad. It’s the best.

Spelled correctly, even!

It is not a good joke. It is not a funny joke. It is a stupid “joke” about diseased women and polluted water. What do either one of those have to do with football? That is the ultimate problem with this joke. It’s not actually even a funny joke, and it’s stupid in the context of the football game. In order for a crass…

Since you missed my point, I will clarify. You made fun of Zukka for taking issue with this sign. You said that he was getting “far, far too bent out of shape” and implied that he was being stupid by asking “Are you gonna be ok?” I am pointing out to you that just because you don’t find this sign offensive or…

That might be taken as a compliment though, which would defeat the purpose.

But diseased girls are funnier than fat girls, and brain damage is funnier than anything PLUS brain damage applies to the kids in Flint and all the football players! So, it was a complete tour de force.

From bathing in Michigan water.

Perhaps Zukka knows a child who has brain damage as a result of the lead in Flint drinking water. But, you know, children with brain damage ARE very funny, aren’t they?

The Jets portion of this post was remarkably fleeting.

Yes, I came to the same conclusion after watching it. You can see, from her performance, how good it could have been.

Well, I think concept is integral to art, so a bad concept can not make good art no matter how well executed. I understand not everyone feels this way.

Eww. I hate myself for laughing out loud at this. Well done.

I value your kind heartedness, I really do. He’s a decent skater for an actor. In fact, he’s much better at skating than acting if this is anything to go by.

Yes. Quality is important in art. Can’t tell if you’re joking, or what.

I am sure this will turn out to be a stupid question, but I am filled with curiosity in spite of that. What does Terre Haute have to do with it?

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Only thing I can think is that crowds were waiting with torches and pitchforks along the main route, so they thought they’d try to slip in the back way....

It’s a tough job but someone has to do it.

Congratulations on your new job, Zukka!