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I like to mix IKEA elderflower syrup with equal amounts of vodka. Not quite the same, but cheaper and good in a pinch.

“One of the men instructed her to drive to his relatives’ house so one of his friends could have sex with her”

She’s the president of Emerson Collective but not important enough for her name to make it into the headline? Ok.

She has a name, you even use it in the story.

Ah yes, her parents saw the tiny newborn and quickly scrawled “Steve Jobs’ widow” on her birth certificate.

I’ve never claimed to be classy.

this warms my heart.

Asks Dr. Anker if “Eufy” and “Zolo” are right for you. :-)

Asks Dr. Anker if “Eufy” and “Zolo” are right for you. :-)

Zolo is a paramilitary war lord from Columbia.

Zolo is a paramilitary war lord from Columbia.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Perhaps Apple will register trademark for this, then sue Microsoft for it ?

Heck, WP7.5 even had it two years ago.

Kind of just had to eat your words on yesterday's no more Nexus article, eh Eric?