I accidentally just baked a frozen pizza and forgot to take it off the cardboard bottom.

Has she never taken history?

I'm already watching Star Trek. If I had a cat, I'd be a cliche.

Once again, the SO is staying somewhere overnight unexpectedly.

More kids having a home is always a good thing. How anyone can be pro-orphan is beyond my comprehension.

Hashtags are a #workaround

That picture...

Isn't the whole point of a bachlorette party to act like a single person, drink some beer, and watch male strippers?

Because it's not infallible. People survive gunshot wounds to the head all the time.

Don't "just go with it".

Yowza. Woman has some curves

I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize on behalf of my gender.

Say what?

A good lover is one who listens to their partner, full stop. Ain't about orgasms at all.

I facepalmed when I saw this. Why can't we have good things here?

Statistically, it doesn't matter. Statistics are better than anecdotes.

So the hyper-feminization of girls is bad, but the hyper-masculinization of boys is good?

"Patent everything and sue everyone"?

Treat folks like animals and be surprised when they act like animals. It's the American way!

"In contrast, 10 years from now, I'll still be able to play any 360 game on my 360, with no needed tinkering or modding."