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Hilariously, you're still breaking the law by doing that, except you're paying for the privilege.

I think people are forgetting an important thing.

Jesusween eh?

I don't get the whole fear-of-prostate-exam thing.

It's not awesome, but I don't hesitate to say it's still in the top 10% of stuff on TV.

It saddens me to see so many otherwise intelligent commenters believing woo.

You're calling other people crazy while relaying an anecdote about how you tore a controller apart over a video game?

I hope Jenny gets locked in that oxygen chamber.

Are you gonna adopt the kid when it's born?

$25,000 sunglasses.

Er, now, I grew up before cell phones, but...

So, I've been dealing with a dog that occasionally wets herself when she dozes off, and after ruling out a bladder infection and a UTI, I'm left with the prospect that it's spay incontinence.

Ugh. I feel like a total dream crushing asshole.

Oh I know all about essay all nighters.

Why does my brain only work on the day a paper is due?

It was a poor man's Spock death.

Ugh, that holocaust one...

Your comment was lost in the pink abyss because you needed to be approved yet!

There's zero medical/scientific/common-sense evidence behind colonics having any sort of benefits.