Well of course they're going to put their kids in a cage match, cockfighting and dogfighting is illegal!

Bullshit. Art is art.

Speaking as someone who was recently a teenage boy... no. 14 year old girls just aren't that sexy, even at 14.

France should also ban beards.

I don't even get guys like this.

Doesn't the laptop have a DVD burner? I know I usually forget about mine, so maybe your solution is just to go buy a stack of discs to burn.

Chiropractors are NOT medical doctors and their practice is a bunch of mumbo-jumbo. There's no science behind it at all, and it's based on some crap that some guy made up about 120 years ago. "Straight" chiropractors believe that "subluxations" (which they can't show exist and have no definition for, but they have the…

Well that's just stupid even for an Evo Psych moron. Wouldn't they have had to count berries and nuts?

Capitalism, ladies and gentlemen.

They all look rather exhausted and...sad, almost. The eyes...they haunt me.

Yeah, we don't need any gays in the military!

Don't promote him.

Well of course the vagina is becoming big business.

"Don't judge me by what you see me do, judge me by how I tell you to judge me!"

The short answer is that sex sells.

That's not a room. That's a sub-house.

Even though I'm more of a pacifist than anything, I have to wholeheartedly agree with your grandmother.

Wait, so this movie isn't about mimes who've been having a flour war?

Wowzers, thanks a bunch for the star!

Well damn, look at me. I'm Mr. Popular today!