Macbooks are not upgradeable.

Dammit he said Mac Pro not Macbook Pro

Um, no.

You know, when your deity was helping you not throw up, it forgot about that kid in Cambodia that was praying for his arm back from a thresher accident.

You bought a Mac.

I wouldn't be surprised if his advice was to switch to mild.

To be fair, everything is tastier with cream cheese.

The consumer doesn't care what the price is at the factory dude.

Actually posture improves your breathing and circulation.

And it's 3x as expensive.

Three month's salary!?

Uh, no, just don't have sex with people that are obviously inebriated. It's not hard to tell, especially if you kiss them and they taste like rum.

Well, I've always stored bread on the counter in the bag. Never have had bread go stale, and very rarely it gets moldy before it's all gone.

Well according to this paper it's about as effective as dental floss, but reduces bleeding.

If you need to use Office professionally, the Mac version doesn't compare to the Windows one.

Stop exploitation by watching exploitation!

bsnes is the most accurate emulator for snes, and works fine with a 360 controller.

Does she still eat tomatoes, peas, and corn?

"i don't know how she feels about you or your relationship, but it sounds like she wanted to feel wanted."

"she got upset when she wasn't getting just what she wanted from you just when she wanted it. Not cool. She's the one who did the breaking up; if she wants to keep you in her life, she has to accept that it will be on YOUR terms. She does not get to dictate how this goes, you do. That there is Breakup101. I'm sorry…